I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
They left me at home... I'm a liability
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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