This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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