next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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