Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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