I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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