What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just had sex on a roof
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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