I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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