I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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