I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
This is classic penis vs brain.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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