he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Randomize
