i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
