were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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