Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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