if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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