Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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