Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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