You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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