Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
Randomize
