I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
they're like a gay fantastic four
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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