yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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