yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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