i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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