So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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