the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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