is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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