they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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