Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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