Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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