fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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