so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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