they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
that is very illegal...i love you.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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