Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Randomize
