he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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