Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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