do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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