Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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