"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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