is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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