How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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