so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
