Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
My life is pants optional.
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