did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
i've created a new STD.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize
