I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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