that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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