What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
