whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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