i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
