Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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