Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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