Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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