How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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